- 1. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is a loser.
- 2. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
- 3. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.
- 4. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reasons we’re going out with you.
- 5. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the month and nothing more.
Others:
- . We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
- If you want us to put the seat down when we’re done, you should put it up when you’re done.
- And always remember: The way to a guy’s heart is through his stomach.
- We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
- And last but not least: We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like you are anyway.
